i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(Source: cheesecurl, via this--too--shall--pass)

kissing-whiskey:

These Women Are About To Tell You Some Things That Are Absolutely None Of Your Business

(Source: facebook.com, via ohgodimsickofsleepingalone)

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via smileformeglenncoco)

jackingtonoff:

if sugar we’re going down doesn’t still get u amped every time u hear it then u ain’t no friend of mine

(via jessiedeeee)